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Alfred L. Barker was an American professional baseball player. He played one major league baseball game in 1871 for the Rockford Forest Citys of the National Association.
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Pomaderris mediora is a species of flowering plant in the family Rhamnaceae and is endemic to the central coast of New South Wales. It is a low-lying or erect shrub with hairy new growth, narrowly elliptic to lance-shaped leaves with the narrower end towards the base, and panicles of cream-coloured flowers.
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