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{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}

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{"fact":"There are approximately 60,000 hairs per square inch on the back of a cat and about 120,000 per square inch on its underside.","length":125}

{"slip": { "id": 76, "advice": "You will always regret the round of J\u00c3\u00a4germeister."}}

{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}

{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}

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{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":111}

{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats cannot detect sweetness which likely explains why they are not drawn to it at all.","length":102}

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