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{"fact":"A female cat can be referred to as a molly or a queen, and a male cat is often labeled as a tom.","length":96}
{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
{"fact":"Miacis, the primitive ancestor of cats, was a small, tree-living creature of the late Eocene period, some 45 to 50 million years ago.","length":133}
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{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
{"fact":"Cats, especially older cats, do get cancer. Many times this disease can be treated successfully.","length":96}
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